Friday, September 5, 2008

Episode 34: Monterey

When last we left our intrepid hero, he was chewing gum in Singapore trying not to get arrested.

Last Sunday morning, after a harrowingly busy weekend attacking the lack of laughter in the Bay Area with his superhuman improv skills, helping his best super friend relocate secret hideouts, and saying farewell to Miss-Johnny-Friday-Girl before she moved to Chicago, our hero and Super Girlfriend Girl hopped in the trusty honda-mobile and headed south for Monterey.

Seems the local Hyatt was suffering form too many vacant rooms. Our heroes were more than happy to help out at the greatly reduced rate.

Upon arrival, they headed off to the world famous aquarium to commune with Aqua Man. Aqua Man had wisely skipped town to avoid the crush of tourists, but in between the teaming hordes, our heros enjoyed communing with the jelly fish, penguins, and the GREAT WHITE SHARK. The aquarium had just acquired it 4 days earlier. It was small, about 4 feet long, but still our heroes were thrilled to help welcome it to captivity. The throngs of people ignoring the signs and announcements saying not to take flash photography because it scares the shark away form the glass were thrilled too, and stupid.

Our heroes helped keep the walk along the ocean well tread, and ate lots of wonderful food that you can read all about here.

They also helped keep the rich people form getting lonely by driving the 17 Mile Drive.

Will the Cubs ever win another game?
Will the manager get lost on his way to their next city?
How will rest of the season go?
and most importantly...
How are you?

Find out the answers to these important questions and more in the next episode of
Our Intrepid Hero

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